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A giant shoe named Amanda Harris
has been blocking a section of the M1
motorway, junctions 16-17, Watford Gap,
for the past 9½ minutes.

Amanda, who is growing increasingly
hostile towards police and who seems
to be deriving some kind of sexual
pleasure from the crowd is unrelenting
in her protest.

Police believe neglect or maltreatment
to be the cause of Amanda's distress at
this time, although some onlookers doubt
the sincerity of this claim, and that
emergency repair is what is needed now
to get this angsty, pink strappy giant 
moving again. And all being well, reunited
with the foot.